Simulation Prophets of the World Unite! In this corner of the web, the fabric of reality is torn apart by our collective anxiety.
According to our team of experts (and by experts, we mean the 3 guys in the corner who won't stop playing video games), the apocalypse is nigh!
But don't worry, we're on it! Our team of Simulation Prophets is hard at work, trying to predict the exact date and time of the impending doom. Or, you know, until we get tired and go get some pizza.
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